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First Party.
Damn Dim Sims!
... What are the Dim Sims? The Dim Sims are small, yellow, ugly, smelly Chinese snacks of meat (what kind and do not 'know) and sauerkraut, enclosed by a thin layer of puff pastry. These snacks are cooked by frying, and of course keep them frozen for more 'long.
End Part.

Part.
The weeks before Christmas were definitely a little fun in the kitchen. In sharp contrast to the binomial parties / our pub restaurant always record a few appearances during the holidays as the main clientele and 'made up of university students (drunk), that in the days free return on their family and certainly do not think a rienpirsi the stomach (and liver) with my "chicken parma. That is to say that the days are spent working with a bore made of long pauses.
End Part.

Third Party.
Although God has endowed us all (more 'or less) of a functioning brain, it happens that sometimes the sconneta alimentezione pensieto the part linked to and acting on other stimuli. It would be difficult to then connect the brain when certain actions irrational and 'fully active ... but boredom and' a "disease" terrible ... all that makes us irresponsible irresponsible.
Finish Third Party.

fourth and final part.
... So here I am and what 'happened in one of these pauses about a week ago ... The
Unique in the bar ordering a plate of stir-fry. I approach the freezer to take measures, including a pack of bloody Dim Sims. I open the package and 4 will fall to the ground accidentally. Plunge the rest of the envelope in the fryer and the four ground raccoldo just fallen. With the joy a child in the fourth grade I am going to throw "puzzosi frozen in the bin, the distance of a few meters ... an outside, one inside, one almost almost until the last ... In When I do the gesture for a field goal to pull a waiter comes to the kitchen and tells me "expects", pulling out a piece of wood and imitating the movement of cricket players (cricket and 'a shit sport, like baseball, played mainly not solely by ex-British colonies). without thinking twice about shooting the infamous basket, freezzer, smelly Dim Sim, who at the speed 'of a flying saucer is hit by a waiter who jerk me shoot at you.
We omit the details, but a "stone" frozen shot in the face and not 'the top, and, fortunately, and I' happened on the cheekbones that except for a black and a little bang 'of the left eye redness I have not reported .. .
Finish Fourth Party.

... now everything is' back to normal 'in my pretty face and I can go back to my activity' model together with Brad Pitt and Backam ... eh well.

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WE CAN NOT ESCAPE!

Dear friends and dear friends,
I waited until now to write on the intervention of Minister La Russa during transmission Exit because I thought everyone had already drawn the necessary conclusions. Return Links
But after reading the "Information" appeared on the site aeronautica.difesa.it.
understand, although I do not agree that "I hold the family", but go so far as to advocate and ye say lies, half truths, scrambling to please his head, this is just not something we can accept.
all'estensore suggest script - how much time will be wasted to come up with this pile of ... .. ideas - before giving free definitions, read the laws currently in force and to consult a dictionary of the Italian language, if this had been done today there would have been spared some of this waste of time.
certainly know that our Office of the Minister had given instructions to the Government employees in accordance with law 244/2007,: - identify a first tranche of housing no longer useful for institutional purposes, not less than 3,000, to be disposed of ( due to an upgrade to the writer of AM, we recall that back in 2006, SM had identified 4,493 housing no longer useful for institutional purposes), - to insert the remaining part of the assets housed in one of three categories a) to be allocated housing ASI for which staff is required constant presence in the place of employment; b) AST accommodation to be allocated to staff at their request for a temporary and renewable c) accommodation to be allocated to ransom.
In conclusion, the evictions were carried out fervently that someone would just "wishful thinking .
Next, as regards the timely implementation of Law - Rules to be submitted with the accommodations and dispose of the new reclassification of the remaining part of housing- soon we will be happy to read news on the site of AOS -
I take this opportunity to send to all you readers and your families most sincere wishes for a happy Christmas .

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Care micas and dear friends, you
update on the meeting held with Hon. CROSETTO, Undersecretary of Defense with responsibility for the treatment of the problem stayed, which authorized the issuance of the following statement:
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On 27 November 2008, the Committee was received by Hon. Guido CROSETTO, Secretary of State for Defence, to address the issue of alienation of the housing stock managed by the Defense, with particular reference to the application of the rule set by law 244/2007, which will impact on the lives of thousands of families.
then speak of the future sale of housing and, once approved the rules, many families to the threat of being evicted.
The Committee has been the disastrous social and economic aspects that such a solution would entail.
The Hon. Crosetto was clear that the possibility to apply solely in cases where occupied dwellings and not released are located within military facilities.
He also gave assurance that it will be launched in a very short time, the plan of selling the largest possible number of housing located outside of the military infrastructure thus timely to launch this multi-annual program for the construction and purchase of new housing that can meet the needs of staff in the waiting list. The Committee
had in fact shown that it exceeded the old formula of housing rotation for which Robbing Peter to give to others is difficult to overcome trauma by creating all displeased to thousands of families who had spent more than half of their lives, both in service and retired in the same house.
The special case of housing located in Rome, Hon. Crosetto expressed by giving assurance that the sales plan will be large because it is in the interest of the State, given also the serious economic crisis we face, again with a vast plan of operations in the sector.
The Committee expresses its gratitude to Hon. Crosetto for their commitment and determination with which is facing and solving a problem deepened by years of inaction in the belief that the sale of the assets managed by the Defence is now considered a priority for the staff, the Public Accounts and for the renewal and enhancement of the same today degradation pathway for atavistic lack of maintenance.
December 2008.

We are confident that the words will follow the facts, just due to a response to those on the website of Defense AM insist on giving us the abuses and which can not wait to "pass for weapons." A cordial greeting