First Party.
Damn Dim Sims!
... What are the Dim Sims? The Dim Sims are small, yellow, ugly, smelly Chinese snacks of meat (what kind and do not 'know) and sauerkraut, enclosed by a thin layer of puff pastry. These snacks are cooked by frying, and of course keep them frozen for more 'long.
End Part.
Part.
The weeks before Christmas were definitely a little fun in the kitchen. In sharp contrast to the binomial parties / our pub restaurant always record a few appearances during the holidays as the main clientele and 'made up of university students (drunk), that in the days free return on their family and certainly do not think a rienpirsi the stomach (and liver) with my "chicken parma. That is to say that the days are spent working with a bore made of long pauses.
End Part.
Third Party.
Although God has endowed us all (more 'or less) of a functioning brain, it happens that sometimes the sconneta alimentezione pensieto the part linked to and acting on other stimuli. It would be difficult to then connect the brain when certain actions irrational and 'fully active ... but boredom and' a "disease" terrible ... all that makes us irresponsible irresponsible.
Finish Third Party.
fourth and final part.
... So here I am and what 'happened in one of these pauses about a week ago ... The
Unique in the bar ordering a plate of stir-fry. I approach the freezer to take measures, including a pack of bloody Dim Sims. I open the package and 4 will fall to the ground accidentally. Plunge the rest of the envelope in the fryer and the four ground raccoldo just fallen. With the joy a child in the fourth grade I am going to throw "puzzosi frozen in the bin, the distance of a few meters ... an outside, one inside, one almost almost until the last ... In When I do the gesture for a field goal to pull a waiter comes to the kitchen and tells me "expects", pulling out a piece of wood and imitating the movement of cricket players (cricket and 'a shit sport, like baseball, played mainly not solely by ex-British colonies). without thinking twice about shooting the infamous basket, freezzer, smelly Dim Sim, who at the speed 'of a flying saucer is hit by a waiter who jerk me shoot at you.
We omit the details, but a "stone" frozen shot in the face and not 'the top, and, fortunately, and I' happened on the cheekbones that except for a black and a little bang 'of the left eye redness I have not reported .. .
Finish Fourth Party.
... now everything is' back to normal 'in my pretty face and I can go back to my activity' model together with Brad Pitt and Backam ... eh well.
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